Lefties and Haybales

A variety of studies show that less than 10% of the world is left-handed (source: wikipedia font of all knowledge). However, I may have produced 2 left handed little boys. For the first time today I watched Luke grab for toys--and he did it--you guessed it--left handed. He also chooses mainly to chew his left arm, take out his soothie with his left arm and cuddle his blanket with his left hand. Strong early evidence.  Joel is unquestionably left-handed. He chooses to use that hand for all of his major activities: eating, digging, colouring with permanant markers while I stand hovering with wet wipes, and most importantly, making haybales.

Making haybales. For those of you who have never made toddler haybales a la Joel, allow me to explain. You will need a lot of freshly cut grass, so that you have loads of clippings left in piles to scoop up. You will also need a ride on car. Joel uses his Chuggington car for this, as it comes with a haybale maker. The haybale maker is cleverly disguised as the seat of the car, and lifts up to reveal a compartment for storing toys or treasures if you wish, however it is really for making haybales. In order to make a haybale, you lift up the 'seat' and stuff as much freshly cut grass or rotting leaves or old dry grass or freshly fallen leaves inside. It doesn't matter if it doesn't all fit, the bigger the haybale the better.  Once you have filled the 'haybale making compartment' then you squoosh it as hard as you can by pressing on the 'seat' i.e. haybale maker and jump up and down a few times. Then in order to check the durability of your haybale, run as fast as you can, pushing the car, preferably down a gravelly path so that there is a lot of bumps. Then after about 10-15metres, stop. Unload the haybale into the middle of the path and proceed to begin again with a new pile of grass.

I dedicate this haybale making lesson to Lucy Leach who patiently waited while this scene played out again and again and again and again around Boscawen park. :)  And for her and for all the little monkey toddlers making haybales I give you this cake:

Monkey Bread Cake 
(I personally like a less sticky monkey bread, so this is why I do it this way)

Do the dough in the bread machine on the dough cycle. If you don't have a bread machine, then do as for baking bread. Mix and let rise 1 hour, punch down, let rise another hour, then punch down and knead and proceed from there. 

1 cup milk/ soymilk
2 tbsp butter/ dairy free marg
1/4 cup sugar
1 tsp salt
1tsp cinnamon
3 cups plain flour
2 1/2 tsp yeast 

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3/4 cup melted butter

1 cup white sugar
2 tsp cinnamon

Once you have the dough, grease a tube or bundt pan really really well. Roll the dough into small pieces a little smaller than a golf ball - about the size of a large marble.

Dip the dough balls in the melted butter and roll them in the cinnamon/sugar mix. Layer them in the pan. and bake at 180C/350F for about 35 minutes until nicely risen and golden and crisp. Pull the edges away with a plastic knife if needed and turn the cake out of the pan after about 10-15 minutes. Best served warm, eaten with fingers pinching out the yummy dough balls.

*If you don't have a tube pan you can do them as muffins- grease the tray and pop 5-6 dough balls in each cup. They still bake for about a half an hour. Or make the pieces even smaller and do mini muffin monkey bread, yummy! *




When you've turned it all out if you think--hmm, this needs some caramel sauce-- then do this:
1/4 cup butter
2/3 cup brown sugar
2 tsp water

Bring it to the boil stirring constantly and cook for about 2 minutes until all the sugar is dissolved and it starts to thicken a bit. Drizzle over the cake or the muffins or serve as a dipping sauce if using immediately.